Computer Geekery + Communism

I was browsing through the Christian blogs on Word Press and somehow I found this doozey. It’s about a computer program called Linux. That’s where a bunch of librals sit around computer programming all day smoking the marijuana and then give it all away. It’s all about not having private property.

But I guess Linux doesn’t get computer viruses made by athiests in Europe. Neither does Mac, and it’s not communist! Besides they aren’t for Christians – I never got one. We don’t go to porn al day on the internet. So basically the computer communists have one good thing and they stole it from Christians and Mac.

If you look at this blog you can see it’s all about destroying capitalism. That’s true at the end of hte day. So even if Windows is a stupid computer program it’s part of capitalism, and that’s the best thing we’ve got. Capitalism is human nature, handed down from God directly. Why would a bunch of computer geeks want to destroy that? Because they’re antisocial, I guess. And liberals just love communism!

16 Comments »

  1. 1
    mark Says:

    Linux is not against capitalism. Most of the code is written by paid employees of IBM, Novell and other corporations. They have a different revenue scheme than Microsoft. They make money from providing support rather than holding their customers over a barrel. It is about freedom of choice and ownership. With open source software, I own my data. I can examine a datafile and know exactly why each byte is where it should be. A file saved by Microsoft Office, is saved in a proprietary (secret) format, that only they can decipher and present for your use. Can you prove they are not embedding “Lucifer is King” in YOUR data? I could with Linux.

  2. 2
    shidemn Says:

    Wow, sir you are either the most pretentious, uneducated person i have ever read a blog from, or your just another christian douche bag. Now before you get on your high horse, and start a “You stupid athiest bastard….” do not make the mistake of calling me one, im am an agnostic. Now what the hell is your problem with Linux, its an open source program, that anyone can use and its free, and nearly usable for anyhting. Plus what this? “Neither does Mac, and it’s not communist! Besides they aren’t for Christians – I never got one. We don’t go to porn al day on the internet.” What are you implying that no christian looks at porn, or has a mac, also curriously how can a computer be communist.

    By the way, if you so choose you may read my blog.

    http://shidemn.wordpress.com

    shidemn

  3. [...] Woah! I was searching around finding something to read and i found this some major christian asshole, read some of what he said here. http://ignorantchristian.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/computer-geekery-communism/#comment-37 [...]

  4. 4
    Dave Q Says:

    WordPress.com runs on Linux :)

    …just in case you *missed* the point. And Matt (www.ma.tt.com) is also a capitalist. Astounding, isn’t!

  5. 5
    aru Says:

    Its satire you numb-skulls.

    god damn there really is no hope is there?

  6. 6
    dogeatery Says:

    WordPress.com runs on open source philosophy, it must be communist!

    By the way, there is an Ubuntu linux Christian Edition: http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/christianubuntu/

  7. 7
    ahromi Says:

    your blog run on comunist system,…
    think again,…!

  8. 8
    Basil Says:

    Congratulations!
    You are the world’s image of a stereotypical American.
    Completely ignorant of the facts spouting pretentious nonsense in support of Republican “Christian” Capitalism.
    What’s your problem with Linux anyway? It’s up to individuals to choose what they want to use, isn’t freedom of choice one of the underlying tenets of capitalism? Not something that a Microsoft stranglehold is encouraging.

  9. 9
    angryxtian Says:

    “Freedom of choice” is a great liberal bumper sticker. The mother gets to choose to murder the baby. Where’s the baby’s freedom? Where’s the baby’s choice?

  10. 10
    Dan Says:

    This blog is running on a Linux web server – (start sarcasm here) “you’re mixing with the infidels”….. (end sarcasm here! ;))

    This is really quite ridiculous. Read Acts 2 – is that Capitalism? I think not…

  11. 11
    tripy Says:

    “Where’s the baby’s freedom? Where’s the baby’s choice?”

    I think your mother should have taken that decision for you.
    I know as a father, that I would better hang myself rather than hearing my children speak the way you do.

  12. 12
    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    lofl @ tripy

    it’s funny because it’s true

  13. 13
    Quasarsphere Says:

    “Freedom of choice” is a great liberal bumper sticker. The mother gets to choose to murder the baby. Where’s the baby’s freedom? Where’s the baby’s choice?

    What the fuck has that got to do with Linux?

  14. 14
    pothead Says:

    Satire? I sure as hell hope so. But its terrible.
    Openness and sharing is the epitome of capitalism. Quite simply, it brings the secrecy out of business. Secrets are the key to communism.

    BTW, you misspelled the (teh)

  15. 15
    Krusty Says:

    Just proves christians dont care about social justice.

    Christians are selfish, greedy, rightwing, brainwashed, unloving morons.

  16. [...] Why would you want to do that?  Why go and add to your sin that way?  Like it’s not enough to take innocent yong girls and ruin them, but these people want to destroy capitalism, to.  Like the computer nerds with lunix. [...]


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