Archive for May 18th, 2008

Hillary Clinton Fails, Gonna Quit Senate

May 18, 2008

She lost to a gangsta rapper and now she can’t just go back to the senate cuz everyone there went for Obama instead. This is greaet! The Clintons are finally done in politics! No more ruining America’s good name in the oval orafice!

Ostensibly, she’d return to the Senate to continue doing the [...]