Bush Doesn’t Read Newspapers – So What?

He reads the Bible, and that’s enough for me. That’s enough for God. All the liberal athiests can read The New York Times in Hell. Some people say when a soul gets there Satan gouges its eyes out and eats them, but maybe they have The Times in braille down there? I mean, it is Hell, after all. It’s a place of evil where God doesn’t reside. So I’m sure the NYT is welcome there.

Liberals and atheists like to make fun of the president because he was frank enough to say he doesn’t read the newspaper. So what? These are the same idiots who think George Bush is the stupidest man on earth and also masterminded a global oil conspiracy. Which one is it, liberals? You don’t even have to like Bush to know that’s retarded.

Seriously, do you want a president who wastes his time asking Anne Landers, or do you want a president who restores Christian Values to America? We lost so much ground under Clinton, with gays openly demoralizing the army, adultery in the oval orifice, and a general glorifying of wickedness. Some people believe 9/11 was God’s vengeance upon us for having lost our way, much like the Hebrews in the desert refused to obey God’s law as passed down through Moses; in both cases God had to correct the behavior of his wayward, but chosen, child. I might be one of those people.

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  1. 1
    Bad Says:

    “Liberals and atheists like to make fun of the president because he was frank enough to say he doesn’t read the newspaper. So what? These are the same idiots who think George Bush is the stupidest man on earth and also masterminded a global oil conspiracy. Which one is it, liberals?”

    Lol, is this a joke?

  2. 2
    angryxtian Says:

    What part sounds like a joke to you?

  3. 3
    shidemn Says:

    “What part sounds like a joke to you?”
    >>Your entire blog.

  4. 4
    angryxtian Says:

    Why do you hate America? You can’t stand anyone with a different opinion than you and it drives you mad that we Christians are upstanding memers of the community.

  5. 5
    shidemn Says:

    “Why do you hate America?”
    Firstly I love My country. Ok, it’s because i live in our wonderful country that i may say the things that i say to you.
    “You can’t stand anyone with a different opinion than you and it drives you mad that we Christians are upstanding memers of the community.”
    This is a perfect example of you as well.

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    Tall Teacher Says:

    No one thinks George “master minded” anything, we’re pretty sure he needs advisors to tell him which way to face when giving a speech.

    The reason why everyone was appalled when he said he doesn’t read the newspapers is because we are worried that if he can’t read print media targeted at the lowest common denominator then how the hell is he going to read an FBI briefing about how the USA is at risk from a terrorist attack by plane….. oh hang on, we know that he didn’t read it. He had it read to him, and still ignored it.

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    angryxtian Says:

    You don’t think the advisors who tell him what side of his profile is more presidential can read those memos? You don’t really think all the president does all day is read mmeos, do you?


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