Brilliant! I’m Not THe Only One!!

Somebody at a web blog called “What People Like” had this to say on a subject the libtards like to beat me up on:

In spite of having access to the best health insurance and fanciest hospitals, white people are passionate about the idea of socialized medicine. So much so that they have memorized statistics and examples of how for-profit medicine has destroyed the United States.

But before you can exploit this information for personal gain, it’s important that you understand why white people are so in love with free health care.

The first and most obvious reason is “they have it Europe.” White people love all things European, this especially true of things that are unavailable in the United States (Rare Beers, Absinthe, legal marijuana, prostitution, soccer). The fact that it’s available in Canada isn’t really that impressive, but it does contribute to their willingness to threaten to move there.

These desires were only heightened in 2007 when Michael Moore released “Sicko,” a documentary that contrasts the health care industry in the United States with that of Canada, France and Cuba. As a general rule of thumb, white people are always extra passionate about issues that have been the subject of a Moore documentary. As a test, ask them about 9/11, Gun Control, or Health Care and then say “where did you get that information?” You will not be surprised at the results.

Truer words have never been spooken. What’s more:

Though their passion for national health care runs deep, it is important to remember that white people are most in favor of it when they are healthy. They love the idea of everyone have equal access to the resources that will keep them alive, that is until they have to wait in line for an MRI.

This is very similar to the way that white people express their support for public schools when they don’t have children.

Michael Moore

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11 Comments »

  1. 1
    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    “What People Like” – you mean “Stuff White People Like.”

    “Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken”? You aren’t a long time reader, are you?

    SWPL is a parody blog that helps us white people laugh at charmingly phrased stereotypes of ourselves.

    So, yes, you are alone and no, this blog does not offer the truest words ever spoken.

    You may as well be quoting The Onion.

  2. 2
    Dan Says:

    ^^^^ Haha!

    If you are a Christian, why do you believe that wealth should be an important divide between people – that people who happen to be wealthy (whether they deserve it or not) should have top class health care, while people who are poor (whether that is their fault or not) should have poor/no health care? Does the Bible, particularly the New Testament, not teach that God sees people as equal. Surely the definition of a Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, who is part of the Trinity and God. The Bible teaches that God sees people as equals yet you are obviously not treating people as equals if you believe the rich should be treated differently simply because of their wealth.

    Your arguments are all flawed.

  3. 3
    angryxtian Says:

    God helps them that help themselvs.

  4. 4
    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    Some poor people cannot help themselves – what about the mentally challenged bathroom crack baby – is it HIS fault he has crack in his blood and an inability to secure any employment?

    Is it really fair that poor people should die just so you don’t have to wait in line another 10 minutes?

  5. 5
    angryxtian Says:

    That’s a red hering crack babys are a minority and peple wait more then 10 minutes in England they wait so long it kills healthy people I’ll prove it.

  6. 6
    Jeff Says:

    Beautiful! Yeah it’s amazing how these people are brainwashed by a couple movies. How come no one ever realized if Michael Moore knew anything about health he wouldn’t be so fat he needs Omar the Tent Maker to help him get dressed.

  7. 7
    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    Michael Moore would beg to disagree lol

    Feel free to prove otherwise.

  8. 8
    Dan Says:

    “God helps them that help themselvs.”

    Is that what Jesus taught? I thought he taught “give to the poor”, “sell your possessions” and “give without expecting to receive”…..

  9. 9
    In God's Name Says:

    i forgot how ugly moore is

  10. […] Here’s a guy that weights 450 lbs telling other people about health. Hes saying go ahead, be fat old white people, and then have protests until you get all the tax money for socialism medicine to give you […]

  11. 11
    eric Says:

    Mike is more like 280 lbs. And rather tall.
    And he’s not cute.
    Those two characteristics (fat and not cute) makes him an average american; at least like 100 million+ other people from your falling empire.
    His JOB is not to be slim and cute.

    Health-wise and other aspects, NOTHING is perfect.
    But damn am I glad to be a Quebecer rather than a member of your decaying empire.
    Now go ahead, bitch Canada and Quebec all you want…


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