Liberal Media Biased

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene and, addressing the biker, says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.’

“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?”

”A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.”

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the first page:

REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AN AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

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13 Comments »

  1. 1
    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    You just made that up, didn’t you?

  2. 2
    angryxtian Says:

    Now I didn’t not at all!

  3. 3
    Project Openletter Says:

    If he had made it up, there would be more misspellings.

  4. 4
    shidemn Says:

    Project openletter:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  5. 5
    shidemn Says:

    Ohh and heres just a little bit of food for thought, that article
    “REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AN AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.”
    DOES NOT EXIST!!, i checked.

  6. 6
    shidemn Says:

    Ohh and to all this isa a plagirized article, he stole it from somewhere else, come on frank write something of your own, if i am gonna spend my time bashing your blog, i want it to at least be your own work.

  7. 7
    angryxtian Says:

    Then you dond understand what yer bashing typical athiest garbage. This web blog aint just the frustration of >one< fed up guy in Alabama. The JOKE I told is expreses what all good conservitaves and Christians know about the libral hijacking of America.

  8. 8
    undergroundnetwork Says:

    You’re from Alabama?

    Shit this makes sense now!

    That’s the shame about the internet, you don’t know who you’re dealing with. Now we all know that these ridiculous, barely readable rants and unfounded accusations are the product of an inbred racist, homophobic, illiterate, insecure, ignorant, arrogant, flat-earth Christian Klansman from Alabama.

    No offense to anyone else from Alabama, but bear in mind that you do not have a very good reputation abroad, which has a lot to do with our good friend Frankincense.

    Thanks for the entertainment, you’re funnier than my name is Earl!

    Say hi to you wife/sister for me!

  9. 9
    undergroundnetwork Says:

    whoops: ‘your’ not ‘you’.

  10. 10
    shidemn Says:

    underground- again that was just brutally amazing….hahaha an oxymoron….Frank do you know what that is…it’s ok go google it….i will wait….ahhhhhlaaaaaateeeeedaaaaaa…..ok you got it…..no?….well it means…..ERROR..ERROR..ERROR…COMPUTER DETECTS PRESENCE OF AN IDIOT COMPUTER WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT FROM SPONTANIOUS RETATDATION.
    *When reading Franks blog, be warned sideaffects may include, but are not limited too: spontanios retardation, extreme constipation on the mind, and our personal favorite the disilussioned conservative views may cause your own brain to rot fom the inside out.
    *BOOM*

  11. 11
    madmonq Says:

    You cannot be serious. These are the worst attempts at discrediting liberals, atheists, nonbelievers etc. If this is some sort of parody then, please, carry on.

    If not, you aren’t doing anything to help your case. You are proving them correct.

    At least use a f’ing dictionary

  12. 12
    angryxtian Says:

    You peeople are racist against Alabaman Christians.

  13. 13
    undergroundnetwork Says:

    Alabama is a race now. So is Christianity.

    Brilliant!

    Funny how you can dish it, but not take it. I think the bible called people like you hypocrits.


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