DNA IS FAKE

Now the sientists are trying to say DNA proves Big Foot.  I told you they just make this stuff up.

Here’s hte news story:

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND – EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

Science is a hoax!

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9 Comments »

  1. 1
    E. Michael Martin Says:

    … this article never said that the findings were accurate. Even if they were, it would simply prove that there are more things in the world than we know about. I don’t understand your reaction.

  2. 2
    rastommy Says:

    Before labeling science as a “hoax”, check this out …

    http://news.aol.com/story/_a/bigfoot-fails-dna-test/n20080815184809990013?ecid=RSS0001

    T.

  3. 3
    lena Says:

    Wow… Really?
    You’re sad.

    Also, honey, it is spelled “fearing.” Feering is a village in Essex.

  4. 4

    Hi, with respect, I don’t get it. so why does a DNA test that says these guys were faking a Big Foot suggest that all of science is a hoax. Please help me make the connection.

  5. 5
    Reaper Says:

    Science is a Hoax? What is religion then, a pyramid scheme?

  6. 6
    Reaper Says:

    PS you spell it F E A R I N G….

  7. 7
    angryxtian Says:

    To JR whose DNA are they gonna put together with bigfoot? Gonna compare him to Michael Jackson?

    But Im sure this will come up with some kind of newfangled evilution theory of how we turn into bigfoot if we go live in Michagan.

  8. 8

    angryxtian,

    First, I think you misunderstand the nature of DNA. The science of DNA is not directly related to or reliant on the theory of evolution.

    Second, you are aware that they tested the DNA and that it was found to be a hoax. The DNA was that of a human and an opossum (or some such animal).

    Again, what is it about DNA that you think is a hoax? Can you also give an example of a science you think is not a hoax?

  9. […] DNA IS FAKE « Another God Feering Conservative.   I know; two of the topics I hate to mix…. Because of my background, I hate to talk about religion, even more now that I’m a scientist. But growing up, I’ve always loved science, always believed in it. Why? Because, the proof is there! I can touch it, I can see it, smell it… You get the idea.!   Let me start with a story…. As a kid, I remember learning about rainbows and how they were created. You see, light goes through a prism (in this case, the raindrops on their way to earth from heaven), and the light gets split into the different wavelengths (ie, the rainbow of colours). I was so excited when I learned about this, I ran home at the en of the day to tell my mom what I had learned; that the sun and the rain together made rainbows…   ”That is nonsense!!!”, was her surprising response. “Everyone knows that God makes rainbows!!!”.   I know what you’re thinking, Mr. and Mrs. super conservative, God-Feering, Xtian, “God is responsible for making rainbows!”. Ok, but how do you explain to your children just HOW God makes them? Is it just a wave of the world-creating hand, and Shazzam!, we have a rainbow? Or does He just blink and bat his eye like a genie, and PRESTO! One rainbow appears?   C’mon, how long do you think you can fool them? What is so wrong in explaining that God made rainbows, but using a set of observable laws that we can test? Everything (well, most all of it, anyway) that we experience can be explained to some degree with scientific laws that we as a human race have to ability to apply to the living world around us. After thousands of years, why is religion still at odds with science, and why is it so hard to accept that science is the tool that God used to build this world? Think about it for a minute, and when you think you understand, ponder it some more. Don’t call me, I’ll call you…      It would be kind of cruel if God gave us all this intelligence to build cars that take us to work everyday, to sit at home with air-conditioning on a hot day, to have a sip of coffee in 2 minutes instead of 15… All made possible by the wonders of science. To have all this knowledge, and not use it, instead, just content to sit back “believe” in everything, is a waste of time…   Still think science is a hoax? Fine, keep eating those fatty hamburgers, sit in your chair, and lets see God help you out of that inevitable heart-attack; you know, the one science says is bound to happen? Don’t believe it; He’ll stop your heart-attack and all will be fine. Or maybe you’ll tell me different in the afterlife… T. […]


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