About Angry Xtian


I’m not really sure what to write here. My name is Frank, and I’m a Christian if anybody can’t tell. I’m a Christian in America, which isn’t a good thing to be. Society treats us the way blacks were treated in the 1800s. Christians are the only people in America who are ok to descriminate against.

This blog is about Jesus, his good news, and how we can follow God’s laws as a people.

It’s also about how we can avoid ridicule and discrimination from athiests. And what we can do to put an end to it. I want to urge everybody to vote for conservative republicans only.

I call myself things like “xtian” and “ignorant” because that’s the stereotype they have for Christians. If that’s how you want to paint use into a corner, I’ll wear your destain as a badge. Jesus wore the Roman’s crown of thorns and He died for our sins, so the very least I can do is try to follow the examle He left for us. But if athiests want to call me ignorant, I’m going to point out all the ignorant things they do.


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    dogeatery Says:

    wait, is this a joke?

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    pauljub Says:

    hey frank,

    allow their ignorance and ridicule to fuel your zeal for God. be encouraged by their resistance. and continue to trust only in our Savior.

    one thought: the Holy Spirit is loosening Satan’s leash– Satan is taking control of all the governments of the world. i am strongly “republican”, in principle; however, Satan will even use them in his evil plans. but yeah, i could hardly vote for a felon democrat… so.

    God bless,

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    chillinatthecabstand Says:


    that’s what I thought at first, too…

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    angryxtian Says:

    Why is it funny to you, to see people who raelly believe with all their hearts?

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    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    I wasn’t laughing, I just initially thought this blog was a joke. And that’s not just an insult, I really seriously thought this was a parody of Christians or something.

    As for Paul, I’m really disappointed in you. Have you read this guy’s posts? They are the lowest of the low – and I thought I was low!

    Really, how can you sponsor this guy?

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    angryxtian Says:

    How is Jesus anything to joke about?

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    chillinatthecabstand Says:

    Lots of people like to joke with him, like the Comedy Jesus.

    I thought you were kinda like that, just being a dickhead to parody Christian dickheads. But it turns out your’re just an asshole.

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    mudandsun Says:

    Angry Xtian,

    You sound a little bit angry at atheists. Please correct me if I’m wrong. These quotes made me think that:


    It’s also about how we can avoid ridicule and discrimination from athiests.

    But if athiests want to call me ignorant, I’m going to point out all the ignorant things they do.


    I think I take a bit of a different approach. I feel like atheists haven’t done anything to me (and maybe they’ve done bad things to you), but they’ve offended God (as we all have).

    I also believe that Jesus was motivated out of love. And, being a Christ-follower, I like to do the same. I’m motivated out of love for God, which causes me to obey him in sharing the gospel and serving Him (though I’m sure I have a long way to go). I’m motivated out of love for the people He created, in that I don’t want them to have a life without God or go to hell when they die.

    So, instead of getting back at atheists or getting angry with them, my goal is to point them to God. Hope that makes sense. Let me know what you think.

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    undergroundnetwork Says:

    How can you compare being Christian in the US to being black in the 1800’s?

    Someone cannot be elected President unless they are Christian for Christ’s sake! God is on your money, in your government, your courts, everywhere. It is a bit rich to pretend you’re persecuted.

    The only reason you’re angry is because the truth has backed you into a corner and you’re lashing out.

    Calm down and join us in the real world, and then join the rational calm atheists and the calm rational theists in a nice respectful discussion about life, ethics, personal responsibility, politics and everything else. Perhaps you might learn something. Perhaps we might learn something from you. No one will lean anything from childish name calling.

  10. […] post was the most ignorant drivel I thought I’d ever read, that is until I read your “About” […]

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    jjberg Says:

    Poe’s Law never fails…

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    Dear ‘Frank’ the ‘Angry Xtian’
    If you want to avoid ridicule you probably shouldn’t be publishing such nonsense. To say ‘Society treats us the way blacks were treated in the 1800s.’ is one of the most ignorant crybaby whines I’ve ever come across. It’s not even worth rebutting except to say that if you sincerely believe it you are delusional. People can ‘believe’ in things as hard as they want to and it doesn’t make those things true. It’s not Jesus that I am hearing in your posts but rather your own angry frustration and insecurity in your faith. Athiests can’t hurt Jesus or the message of the Gospels, but people who use Jesus as a weapon for their rage certainly aren’t doing Christ any favors. That’s why so many people reading this (including myself) suspect that this is a parody site-your sincerity is suspect and your theology is a joke.

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    _ Says:

    So… it is a joke, then?

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    reviled Says:

    Ali G is more believable.

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    bookworm Says:

    Seriously, this is satire, right? A play on the cliche? A parody? Please say yes.

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    angryxtian Says:

    I dont no why everybody thinks its funny! Just cause you people want to live a life of sin doesnt mean the rest of us dont want to be close to God!

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    amypebbleperson Says:

    Dude…this is hilarious. Your utter lack of manners and conception of the real world just beckons ridicule like flies to honey. Comparing being a Christian today to an African American in the 1800s? We (I being Roman Catholic) suffer no injustices to any level of degree comparable to such racial discrimination. It is blogs such as this, riddled with factual and grammatical errors with a twist of ignorance and a dash of misplaced moral values, that put freedom of speech and religion to shame.

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    There’s a suspicious similarity between the style of this blog and ‘blogs4brownback’, an equally hilarious site. That guy inisists it’s not a joke either. Of course, it’s entirely possible that ‘Frank’ is utterly sincere, in which case he’s providing a terrific example of how self-absorbed and narrowminded ‘angry xtians’ can be. In any case, I find it fun.
    I’m also a big fan of ‘rapture ready’ and thoroughly support the site even though I couldn’t agree with practically any of the opions presented there and consider the basis for the site to be delusional. However, it is a sincere effort and as such it is provocative and often hilarious.
    Winston Delgado

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    angryxtian Says:

    Why in th heck is everybody is making fun of my name! You heard to the angry white man, lets be honest were Christians and thats a big part of why were angry is how society treats Christians.

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    ‘You heard to the angry white man, lets be honest were Christians and thats a big part of why were angry is how society treats Christians.’

    I don’t fully know what this sentence is supposed to even mean. How can you be angry about how ‘society treats Christians’ when you belong to a society that is 80% Christian? What ‘angry white man’ are you talking about, and what does race even have to do with anything being discussed here? It seems to me that you feel very put upon and persecuted but I only see evidence that your tormentors exist primarily in your mind. If you are angry that people don’t simply agree with everything you believe in that doesn’t mean that other people are bad but that perhaps your beliefs require close re-examination. For example, you obviously don’t agree with Muslim extremists but applaud them when they do things such as suppress the human rights of homosexual people. This should be a sign to you that your worldview isn’t consistent, and that’s the sort of thing that can lead to the anger that you are so obviously experiencing. The world can seem very contradictory but it is ourselves that are confused in our understanding; the resulting confusion can lead to frustrated anger. Another example of this confusion can be found in your post about how no fossil has been found from before 600 million years ago-this is not only a misunderstanding of the facts but a misrepresentation of them. There is fossil evidence of single-celled life forms dating back to 3.5 billion years but there simply weren’t any larger or more complex creatures around to leave fossils until around 600 million years ago when the Precambrian Explosion of lifeforms occured. After that the fossil record is a steady and clear record of the more complex animals and plants that lived in the epochs before our contemporary era. Jesus said nothing about trilobites or dinosaurs and there is nothing in biological science that makes the Gospels irrelevant to how we should live our lives.
    -Winston Delgado

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    Sarah Says:

    This has GOT to be a joke, and a damn funny one! Sadly, there really are people in this world who think the things written here. Yikes.

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    hagsrus Says:

    Misspelling “atheist” lends a certain ring of authenticity.

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    Patrick Says:

    C’mon folks.. this is a joke site, just like Landover Baptist Church, but it is a darned funny one.. it is the kind of thing that leaves you saying WTF at the end of it… Good job.

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    Sam Says:

    I call Poe

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    anon Says:

    hey dude, your website has been posted on 4chan



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    angryxtian Says:

    What in the heck is 4 dan? Probly some kind of libtard place where they talk about Bacak Hussein.

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    Aurora Says:

    Go bag your head you bigoted ignoramus.

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    ME Says:

    Yeah, I’m always seeing on the news how the police set the dogs or the hoses on Christians. Idiot.

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    angryxtian Says:

    R u all 4dan people? Wasnt that some kind of computer laguage like klingon or whatever? Anyway y your all in such a bad mood calling people idiots and wanting suicide which is a sin.

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  31. 31
    George Says:

    Hey Frank
    I was just wondering, how old are you?

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    billy Says:

    And don’t forget, blacks in the 1800’s were persecuted by right-wing conservative christians.

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    Abby Says:

    I thought it was “fearing” ?? Or am I just another ignorant atheist?

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    AshamedChristian Says:

    Holy Shit. Literally. Thats what this blog is.

    Websites like this one make me ashamed to call myself a Christian woman. Remember that only GOD has the right to judge anyone in the very end, and you sir, live in a glass house like the rest of us.

    Way to be the light of the world, and the salt of the earth. Your arrogance is turning people away from the Lord. Because of people like you with their offensive behavior and anger towards atheists, when I try to talk to ANYONE about Jesus, they get defensive and automatically assume I’m crazy and about to tell them that they’re going to Hell. If you loved Jesus nearly as much as you say you do, you’d be opening your arms and turning the other cheek to those who “persecute you”, and showing people through your example how wonderful the Lord God is. (As for being persecuted like the African-American community during the 1800’s… You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve never been denied a place to live, Basic human rights, the right to marry,(in later days) a drinking fountain, a seat at a Diner,use of a public restroom, or a seat on a bus because of my religion)

    People like you make me sick. I really hope that this IS a joke site. If not, I feel so sorry for you.

  35. 35
    You're Dumb! Says:

    Your philosophies make me sick. As a Christian and an immigrant, some of the things you post here make me wonder about your mental health. Honestly, it’s people like you that create a perversion of the Internet and all the good it has to offer. And I hope this website is posted under the nastiest 4chan boards. That’s what you deserve.

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    Troythulu Says:

    Hmmm…If this isn’t a parody, and I truly hope it is, it seems to me that this poor fellow is undermedicated. Nonetheless, I am of two minds regarding this site: I find it both morally repugnant, and at once very, very amusing. If only Jay Lenno did comedy this well…Sigh.

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    Polycarp Says:

    There are some of us actually trying to do good work and then there are sites like this…

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    I don’t care if this site is authentic or not.. I love it..
    It really made my day, because regardless of whether it’s wonderfully written satire or the real deal, it’s hilarious. I just love the fact that even the website banner wasn’t filtered with a spell-checker.
    I look forward to more hilarity in the future..
    thank you for creating this honey-pot, Xtian.
    – A conservative “feering” atheist.

    ps. I really think that the fact that the posts don’t appear to be moderated makes me suspect that this is satire… Sacha Cohen style..

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    Eby Says:

    I sincerely hope that this is a joke. I am of the Christian faith myself and it is bullshitters like you that are making me resent my faith, how could you even begin to compare the way christians are treated to that of African American’s during the 1800s. i myself am Black British, and I know about the history of my people but for you to even run your dirty mouth about that is just an insult. Aswell as this, the bible teaches that you should love thy neighbour, even if they are of a different faith, skin, sex, sexual orientation. I suggest that you get your facts right and then begin again because you are making a fool of yourself and everyone of the same faith.

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